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MARK AMERIKA NAMED IN PATERNITY ACTION!!!Posted August 2 Nicole was unmoved, " well.., he's like male..., ya know.., he did
what he had to do... he has a thing ..., ya know.., my Dad wants him to
disappear, but hey, he's not a complete dweeb..., but he's no lead singer
of Good Charlotte..., wish he was...." DUH!!!, so does Mark! |
Is it just us, or does MArk look dweeby? |
JEFF MANN RETURNS!!!Posted June 5 In the age of distributed artwork you can never go to far to avoid the
lizard like gaze of our reporting staff. The
press release proposes " How can creative individuals use microcontrollers
to produce evocative, compelling |
JEff looks a little green, was he tipping the brew? |
YES MEN NEED YOUR HELPPosted May 28, 2007 The last time we asked for your money, your gifts enabled us to present
the Halliburton Survivaball to insurance industry lawyers If you can help, please visit (ignore the part about shipping and sales tax). You'll hear what you've done very soon. THANKS!!! |
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SLANDEROUS SUPPORTS MULTIMEDIA!!!!
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The kids are alright, thank you very much! From: editor@slanderous.org We think it should be the lyrics from Neil Young's Rockin' in the Free
World. ' connecting art & technology' and replace it with that poem. Trained for Bodily Harm, |
CONGRESS FOR CULTURAL FREEDOM INVOLVED IN VOLUNTEER CONSPIRACY!!Posted May 21, 2007 Just who's in paying the bills at our favorite watering hole? |
No friend of the "Congress", neruda lost a nobel prize over this issue in 1964. |
MARISA AND LAUREN OVERTHROW VOLUNTEERS IN MYSTERY PLOT!!!Posted May 20, 2007 MARISA OLSON'S edict earlier in the week, reclaiming the Rhizome front
page for herself and Lauren was met with silence. Quoting Olson "After
considerable deliberation we've decided to have our front page |
george models the rhizome T!!! is he looking for a job in the arts when his term is done??? |
T.WHID STARS IN DRUNK VIDPosted May 06, 2007. A video surfaced on the Internet showing a boozed up T.Whid swaying while
he attempts to communicate with M. River. |
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BRAD BRACE IGNORED ONCE AGAIN.Posted April 30, 2007. At Slanderous we rarely champion net artists, they just don't need us. But with Brad Brace we find ourselves at a loss. We know he has generated a number of original and important works and given freely to the Net Arts Community. Yet his combative personality and long standing feud with Art/Rat establishment figures has worked against him over the years. The Canada Council hates him thanks to his relationship with Tom Sherman (a former arts officer receiving a major grant!!!! Thats not OK even at the Enquirer ), and so do most academics. Is there a conspiracy to bury Brad by the gurus in Ottawa, Banff and Vancouver? Creators vs. Purveyors..., our money is on the Purveyors. Read Brads latest paen to honesty in the arts (you poor naive dude). |
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RIVER AND WHID CHECK INTO REHAB.Posted April 24, 2007. "We have made a proactive decision to take care of our personal health," they said. "We appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect ourprivacy at this time." A source close to the artists tells SLANDEROUS: "The MTAA twins are in a very positive frame of mind and they are looking forward to making positive changes in their live." MTAA has been filming the thriller Karaoke DeathMatch 100, and a rep for the twins tells SLANDEROUS production has slowed down since the two entered Rehab. "We hope that when they return to their normal lifestyle, the DeathMatch will continue. We should also remind the kids not to try this at home ", an MTAA spokesman was heard saying. |
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NEW MEDIA SILENT OVER VIRGINIA TECH MASSACREPosted April 18, 2007. |
AT slanderous we believe that all guns should be banned. And we mean it!!! |
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TOO hot to handle!!! we like his younger video, when he was altruistic and full of love. was he just a hippie at heart when he found the digeratti? |
CARY PEPPERMINT DISCOVERS MAX HERMAN IN BEDROOM CLOSET!Posted April 12, 2007. |
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CHARLEMAGNE PALESTINE ENCOUNTERS THE EASTER BUNNY!Posted April 7, 2007. Was the bunny just reacting to Palestine's earlier work Is this a "big ear vendetta" or just a show of support? |
Is this the rabbit we are all waiting for? According to Aude the furry thing has been hanging around the studio since MAy. "We feed it and offer it clothing, but it's so weird, it never says a word? |
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Here is Patrick in happier times when he was working for the Yes Men. What happened America? When you lost your lust you lost everything. |
CORY ARCANGEL STEALS THE SHOW! (but gets arrested!)Posted March 29, 2007. Bail is set at $50.00. |
New York City Police acting on behalf of the fbi, handcuff the aesthetic cleptomaniac in front of a Chelsea bar. has cory stolen anything from you? you can steal it back, he doesn't mind. but thats not cool cory. |
M.RIVER AND T.WHID UNDER THE KNIFE!!!Posted March 22, 2007. The two stars of the internet underground have been joined together on
the body of a female weight lifter who died after lifting a tray full
of leaden Pina Coladas. The weight lifter, who remains anonymous had donated
her organs to the Center for Transplant Genetic Research. "It's a dream come true, now whenever I look to my side, I see my partner smiling back at me!" declared T.Whid. M. River was overheard saying, " We gave up a pair of hands for a lifetime together..all in all a great trade-off. Now we can share everything". |
Here we see the close up of the two covorting on the beach at Coney Island. Will they keep the body in great shape? Enquiring minds... According to sources eduardo Kac was heard muttering "I wish I had thought of that.." |
US Attorney Terry Flynn embroiled in Sex ChargesPosted March 12, 2007. While the fav of soon to be deposed Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales looked upbeat at the pretrial hearing for the ludicrous charges levied against Steve Kurtz, aids tell us he is sweating buckets. "Terry has to get his own house in order before he continues with this witch hunt" according to an an unnamed aide. Apparently Flynn has been linked to biologic morphed human embryos that do his every bidding. According to Stanford Bio Tech experts Flynn has been having unprotected sex with petrie dishes and malformed human experiments! Will Flynn go down with the rest of the GOP legal arm? Enquiring minds will stay tuned.
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Terry Flynn tells us he hates humanists, esp steves dad!! |
STEVE : THE SEQUEL! REALITY SHOW BASED ON LIFE AS A SINGLE DAD!Posted March 8, 2007. While his supportive significant other remains in rehab after a monumental drug and booze meltdown, Read is hawking a reality show that focuses on his life as a single dad and estranged husband of an out-of-control net art star. "Steve is ready for his second '15 minutes of fame,'" a source tells The ENQUIRER. "This time he wants to focus the cameras on his personal life as he assumes responsibility for his son. And he's not wasting any time getting the spotlight back on himself. |
we will be posting pix of Steve breast feeding his new baby soon... |
MARISA FUELS RECONCILIATION REPORTS WITH WEDDING BAND!!!Posted March 2, 2007.Marisa Olsen stepped out for an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting Wednesday night wearing a band on her wedding ring finger, fueling rumors she is reconciling with estranged partner Francis Hwang. The artist left the Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, Calif., for her first supervised outing. Despite the couple's rocky marriage, a source close to Hwang tells Us Weekly that once Olsen recovers, "Francis wants to get back together with her. "He is her biggest supporter." On February 24, just three days after the star checked into rehab, Hwang, Olsen's mother Lynne dropped by the facility for a two-hour visit. The source adds, "It was a very emotional and happy family moment." |
Here's Marisa's finger, her belly, hands etc.. We have documents to prove everything!!! |
MARISA SHAVES HER LOCKS!Posted February 21, 2007. Former American Idol hopeful and new media editor at large Marisa Olsen was captured by our super staff of reporters shaving the long blonde locks from her near perfect head! The Yul Brenner wannabee had no words for the press. "Leave me alone, I have a life to live and I want to do it sans cheveux!". We were horse whipped but slanderous amnaged to get ahold of the shaved locs, scissors and coffee cup Marisa left behind! When exiting rehab we caught the new media macven off guard, quietly she cinfided that she was feeling a little out of touch... |
Not the most flattering picture but there she is in all her shining spendour! what a coif!!! |
LEE WELLS CLAIMS PATERNITY IN THE ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEBACLEPosted February 17, 2007 In the short history of slanderous we've bent pretty low. But now we are mining depths even we find disturbing. In a brief presented in Miami Daig County court docket 3, Marvin Prokhammer, the lawyer for NET ARTIST Lee Wells, has filed a paternity motion with the courts regarding parental rights to now deceased Anna Nicole Smith's newly born daughter,Dannie Lynn Hope. Mr. Prokhammer was short and to the point, "My client has rights, and we will be pursuing these rights all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary!". The judge acting on the case had no comment, but his aid was overheard saying "Now the truth is coming out, we can't wait to hear what Howard K. Stern has to say". |
Father in hiding? Or just another misunderstood attempt at money laundering! |
ALEX GALLOWAY SPOTS NEW JERSEY DEVIL!!Posted February 12, 2007 It all started early Sunday morning, February 11, 2007. Alex Galloway, founder of Rhizome , saw a creature with glowing eyes flying down the street. On Fire Island, , NY , John Mcowen heard and saw the strange creature over Ocean Beach. Patrol James Sackville fired at the creature as it flew away screaming. E.W. Minister, Postmaster, also saw a bird-like creature with a horses head that had a piercing scream. When daylight came, the residents of Fair Harbour found hoof prints in the snow. Two local trappers said they had never seen tracks like those before. Why has the strange creature moved to a new state? many questions remain unanswered. |
Authorities claim that Galloway's sighting was a hoax, but according to the Rhizome founder "I know what I saw" |
IS LAUREN CORNELL IN A RELATIONSHIP?Posted February 09, 2007 Word on the street has Lauren Cornell, editor and chief whatsit @ rhizome enamoured with a the panda Tai Shan. What can ever come of this relationship? Keep your fingers and legs crossed... |
She looks happy we think, but what is the Panada thinking? Sounds like a science project to us. |
STEVE READ TELLS ALL, (read about Steve's harrowing experience)Posted February 07, 2007 From our interview with Steve:Joe Edit (editor of slanderous dot org) : "Tell the audience Steve how it all began" Steve Read (New Media Artist) : "This is my first time having a baby brother. It all started with this terrible swelling in my head." Joe Edit: "Thats sounds awful Steve, please continue." Steve Read :" The swelling got bigger and bigger, and then all of a sudden it began to descend downward, through my neck and esophagus, into my stomach eventually. " Joe Edit: "Weren't your parents concerned? How did it affect you over time? When did you realize something was wrong?" Steve Read : " There the swelling grew for years, larger and larger, like a pregnancy, until finally by searching on google I came to realize it might be a person inside of me." Joe Edit : "Was that a special moment Steve?" Steve Read (shaking his head): " (I thought) How eerie, since I am a man. The newest google search engine was able to see right into my body like an ultrasound, indexing my stomach, ass, and all, and so the search results led me to believe this was a twin brother inside me. He was like a parasite brother though, stealing all my food. I was pissed, so I went to the doctor and got him taken out right away. Now my brother (Stephen Reid) is my art slave and he sits at my computer all day writing code for me. In fact, he is right now writing this post as an assignment. It will take him years to work off the money from all the food and beer he stole from me. I've been very busy lately doing interviews with people like Oprah, Terry Gross, and Madeline Limbaugh (Rush Limbaugh's twin sister). Its been a wild ride!" Joe Edit: "Gosh Steve, thats some story, we sure hope it all works out for you. Thanks for your time, and thank your brother too. Or are you actually your brother?" |
Here's Steve and his new brother Steve in the studio, You can see he has the poor kid working on projects while he relaxes for the camera. |
OPERATION HITS TERENCE KOH BELOW THE MONEY BELTPosted February 03, 2007 New Media darling Terence Koh recently went in for a needless vasectomy, (we have no idea what he was thinking!). But the big surprise came a few days after the operation when he noticed that not only was he sterile, he was badly constipated. His underwear sales have plummeted and the final figures aren't in, be expect much lower first quarter earnings for the robe clad ritualist. |
In Koh's immersive, typically monochromatic environments -- in which minimalist and baroque aspects of his sensibility vie for dominance -- a seemingly unknown ritual is about to take place, where a sense of loss simultaneously suggests regeneration. |
RUTH CATROW'S RITUAL TAKES AN UGLY TURNPosted February 03, 2007 Ruth Catrow's net art work ,Proposal for the Galapagos TortoiseMessagingNetwork, being executed on the Net Behaviour artists listserv took a sad turn. Turtles began falling of the edge of the network and were last seen plummeting into the void. The artist denies culpability but here at slanderous we think someone should take responsibility. |
Does this turtle deserve to fall off the face of virtual planet? You decide! |
MAN GIVES BIRTH TO TWIN BROTHERPosted January 19, 2007 According to our sources, who are 99% reliable, Steve Read has given birth to his own twin brother! How is that possible? According to our medical expert, Read had been carrying the twin for at least 20 years. Unknown to him was the nature of that swelling in his lower abdominal cavity. Is Truth stranger than fiction? Just ask Steve! (see the pix on the sidebar) |
Giving birth for a man can be painfull, esp. when that man is Steve Read.. |
Joy WarPosted January 16, 2007 At slanderous we are usually pissed off at every media event. The JOY WAR however brings us to a new, understated place.Elsewhere the arguing was bitter... while Pall kept insisting "No, it was Alexis Turner that quit Rhizome" more ... |
Joy ponders the state of nation, the war and other net worked issues. What is she thinking? Enquiring minds have the heads up. |
LAUREN CORNELL MELTDOWN AS FRANCIS HWANG PARTIES WITH BOOZING BUDDIESPosted January 14, 2007 The 10-year marriage of Net Art superstars Lauren Cornell and Francis Hwang has hit a rough patch because of Francis' hard-partying ways, sources say.... |
Lauren worries over Francis and the state of the Rhizome community. Is she cute though? We think she has charisma. |
'VIEW' TO A KILL! PATRICK MAY TOLD: DUMP MARISA OLSON!Posted January 13, 2007 Patrick May is under pressure to boot Marisa Olson from "Rhizome" in the wake of Marisa's recent public face-off with Abe Lincoln, say sources.... |
Christina McPhee in a pose we are sure she hoped was lost. |
NEWSFLASH!!!PARIS: Jean Baudrillard, French philosopher and social theorist known for his provocative commentaries on consumerism, excess and what he said was the disappearance of reality, died Tuesday, his publishing house said . He was 77. ANNA NICOLE SMITH STILL DEAD!!!Posted March 1, 2007. Not really a story, but it's a grabber!!! The dead body of Anna Nicole Smith remains inactive. We have reports that her lawyer attempted Mary Shelly surgery, but she remains deceased. In our editorial scrum, we came to the conclusion that any woman who would sleep with an 87 yr old man, and bear the child of Za Za Gabor's husband Prince Idiot, is after all, better off dead. KURT VONNEGUT DEAD AT 84Posted April 14, 2007. 'VIEW' TO A KILL! PATRICK MAY TOLD: DUMP MARISA OLSON!Posted January 13, 2007 Patrick May is under pressure to boot Marisa Olson from "Rhizome" in the wake of Marisa's recent public face-off with Abe Lincoln, say sources....
N.N. ADDICTED TO OXYCONTIN
A deeply depressed Nenotchka Nezvarova has become addicted to the dangerous painkiller OxyContin, say sources. Reeling from the sudden shelving of her controversial new book, the disgraced net star has plummeted into a hellhole of heavy boozing, drug abuse and insane jealousy. Micheal Spazkowski comes to the aid of depressed videophiles... Max Herman a vision in Tafetta Eric Dymond..., still alive and posting, sources tell us his pet boar has flown the coup! Contact me. Cory Arcangel ..., angel in the bedroom? Not according to his family friend George ... |